








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 549 | 20% |
| Smokes | 779 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 873 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 585 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $124,641 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 43% | 69 |
| #5 | roodborstje <3 Tulips | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 43% | 69 |
| #5 | roodborstje <3 Tulips | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | roodborstje <3 Tulips | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 209 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | roodborstje <3 Tulips | 93 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 55 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | alex | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | +2.14 | 56 | 62 |
| #2 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | +1.85 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | alex | +0.28 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | Rdy.2-Rumble | -0.04 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | roodborstje <3 Tulips | -1.51 | 50 | 61 |





