








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1524 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2125 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,889 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 45% | 78 |
| #3 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 44% | 148 |
| #4 | alex | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | honeY_CJ | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 45% | 78 |
| #3 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 44% | 148 |
| #4 | alex | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | honeY_CJ | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | alex | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | 299 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Rdy.2-Rumble | 254 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | honeY_CJ | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | alex | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skywal - Oga Foroga | +2.12 | 62 | 63 |
| #2 | Broken Ballerina Dunny | +1.10 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | alex | +0.03 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | Rdy.2-Rumble | -0.32 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | roodborstje <3 Tulips | -1.26 | 44 | 60 |





