








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2939 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2075 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2246 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $370,848 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ole M | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | uns uns uns uns | 75% | 24 |
| #3 | Bjarnis | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | tanke | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | Mantipanti | 63% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanke | 168 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | -[R4mb0w]- | 153 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Wefokkenlost | 147 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | skoilt | 115 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | skjaervik | 108 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRiZ---- | +4.30 | 83 | 79 |
| #2 | ✪ Aspeladden | +1.94 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | tanke | +1.80 | 59 | 78 |
| #4 | Ståle Utslagsnes | +1.15 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | uns uns uns uns | +0.86 | 72 | 61 |





