








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,860 | |
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9983 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9278 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9452 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7397 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,703,376 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanke | +3.16 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | Ole M | +1.17 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Ståle Utslagsnes | +0.98 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | -[R4mb0w]- | +0.73 | 84 | 72 |
| #5 | uns uns uns uns | +0.64 | 69 | 58 |





