








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 276 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2053 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2792 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2359 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1583 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $848,657 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KOMBATK | 50% | 213 |
| #8 | Kryp. | 50% | 216 |
| #9 | Shobii^ | 45% | 33 |
| #10 | Jenu | 45% | 51 |
| #11 | KriM | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryp. | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | Sk3* | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | KriM | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ✪ Skadoosh | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk3* | 909 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | KOMBATK | 610 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #3 | Jenu | 318 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #4 | Kryp. | 279 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | Xplode | 170 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +4.81 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | pondfilleRRR | +3.01 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Xplode | +0.86 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | Kryp. | -0.02 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | iusedtobegood | -0.23 | 83 | 68 |





