








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 975 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 348 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3200 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5231 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5212 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,740,014 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ☃toaf | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | KOMBATK | 48% | 159 |
| #7 | pondfilleRRR | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | Zeh3R. | 43% | 60 |
| #9 | .damndanielle | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Xplode | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Sk3* | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk3* | 660 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | KOMBATK | 465 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kryp. | 235 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Xplode | 134 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | .damndanielle | 134 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +5.16 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | pondfilleRRR | +1.53 | 87 | 68 |
| #3 | .damndanielle | +0.88 | 58 | 74 |
| #4 | Xplode | +0.85 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | ☃toaf | +0.71 | 68 | 66 |





