








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 802 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6055 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7244 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5440 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5195 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,642,082 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe_Man™ | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | CRY | 55% | 104 |
| #3 | Zen | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Roy | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Mutt | 43% | 190 |
| #8 | Trekdar | 43% | 200 |
| #9 | pt | 40% | 57 |
| #10 | Rabid | 36% | 103 |
| #11 | Serriinee | 32% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 49 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Trekdar | 38 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Mutt | 29 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Rabid | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | CRY | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 676 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Trekdar | 602 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Roy | 272 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rabid | 255 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | CRY | 253 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRY | +3.57 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | Alex | +2.28 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | Zen | +0.90 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | Benjy | +0.77 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | +0.43 | 78 | 58 |





