








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 316 | 37% |
| Smokes | 185 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 197 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 163 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,470 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gyciokas | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | sax0n | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Chrox | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | kodaz1y | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | kelp | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Chrox | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | kodaz1y | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | kelp | 60% | 10 |
| #6 | rekt | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | Reggie | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelp | 4 | 0.0226 |
| #2 | sax0n | 1 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Chrox | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelp | 39 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | sax0n | 35 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | kodaz1y | 30 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chrox | 18 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #5 | Reggie | 10 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrox | +5.30 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | kelp | +4.34 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | gyciokas | +2.88 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | kodaz1y | +2.47 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | rekt | +1.65 | 85 | 28 |





