








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2381 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2070 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2006 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1758 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,110 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelp | 93% | 15 |
| #2 | gyciokas | 68% | 44 |
| #3 | Chrox | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | Chaos | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Jo R1se | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gyciokas | 68% | 44 |
| #3 | Chrox | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | Chaos | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Jo R1se | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | Tadas | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tadas | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Chrox | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | kelp | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrox | 286 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | Tadas | 215 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | gyciokas | 131 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | kelp | 63 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jo R1se | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrox | +2.41 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | Jo R1se | +1.35 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | kodaz1y | +1.21 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | gyciokas | +0.23 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | kelp | -0.21 | 71 | 76 |





