








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 777 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1342 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2238 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2199 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,736 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 499 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooty- | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | p4nD | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | nkS | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | arg is back on track | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | arg is back on track | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | mxx | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | raf1uskiz | 46% | 50 |
| #8 | mbape | 46% | 24 |
| #9 | dr fuqueras | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf1uskiz | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | p4nD | 3 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | nkS | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | mbape | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf1uskiz | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | nkS | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | mbape | 97 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | p4nD | 61 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zooty- | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filhote de Gambá | +4.33 | 85 | 35 |
| #2 | mbape | +1.06 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | nkS | +0.27 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | mxx | +0.23 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | raf1uskiz | -0.19 | 67 | 69 |





