








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 491 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1939 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5111 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3820 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3124 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,045,716 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SotoSizzle | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | Captain Canada | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | R.Spec | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Foogy | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Gambit | 48% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gambit | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Flash | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Freeze Cat | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | couch | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Captain Canada | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flash | 752 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | Gambit | 618 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | Lil Pecker | 444 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | couch | 347 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | Dr. Decoy | 226 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R.Spec | +2.68 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | Captain Canada | +2.35 | 42 | 74 |
| #3 | Flash | +1.42 | 63 | 78 |
| #4 | Foogy | +1.29 | 64 | 33 |
| #5 | couch | +0.79 | 41 | 69 |





