








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8598 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6819 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3364 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3483 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,424,885 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SotoSizzle | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | R.Spec | 58% | 177 |
| #3 | YoungWolf | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Captain Canada | 57% | 46 |
| #5 | Lil Pecker | 56% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gambit | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | couch | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | R.Spec | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Argus | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Lil Pecker | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gambit | 448 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | R.Spec | 396 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | couch | 342 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Lil Pecker | 246 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dr. Decoy | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R.Spec | +2.24 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | That's Not Butter | +2.23 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | Captain Canada | +2.13 | 44 | 75 |
| #4 | Flash | +1.03 | 63 | 76 |
| #5 | Miles | -0.48 | 58 | 49 |





