








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6310 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4508 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4283 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4221 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,460 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rey | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | shenox | 50% | 104 |
| #6 | rA NiK | 50% | 204 |
| #7 | JänZ :) | 48% | 127 |
| #8 | _orphy_ | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niknikrom | +1.91 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | rA NiK | +1.53 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | .snackzz | +0.76 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | n0xz | +0.70 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | rey | +0.49 | 76 | 79 |





