








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1004 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1279 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1180 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 988 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,912 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niknikrom | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Flamestantin | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | craM.TrA | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | JänZ :) | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | rey | 58% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | shenox | 50% | 14 |
| #11 | Meatball | 50% | 22 |
| #12 | rA NiK | 41% | 46 |
| #13 | Dongde | 40% | 10 |
| #14 | SirRaffley | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rey | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | n0xz | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | rA NiK | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | JänZ :) | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | shenox | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rey | 266 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | n0xz | 152 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | JänZ :) | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | < dMn > | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | rA NiK | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _orphy_ | +2.05 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | rey | +1.50 | 81 | 80 |
| #3 | rA NiK | +1.47 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | .snackzz | +1.23 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | n0xz | +0.81 | 76 | 72 |





