








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2987 | 47% |
| Smokes | 932 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1127 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,011 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | rA NiK | 46% | 91 |
| #8 | _orphy_ | 44% | 18 |
| #9 | rey | 39% | 18 |
| #10 | Dongde | 36% | 36 |
| #11 | JänZ :) | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | +4.02 | 96 | 42 |
| #2 | rA NiK | +1.94 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | niknikrom | +1.43 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | n0xz | +0.66 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | rey | +0.38 | 78 | 71 |





