








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5501 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5244 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4384 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4218 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,564 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .snackzz | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | rey | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | rA NiK | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | n0xz | 48% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .snackzz | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | rey | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | rA NiK | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | n0xz | 48% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rA NiK | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | rey | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | n0xz | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | .snackzz | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rey | 390 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | n0xz | 276 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | rA NiK | 176 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | .snackzz | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rA NiK | +1.53 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | rey | +1.11 | 77 | 76 |
| #3 | .snackzz | +1.02 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | JänZ :) | +0.06 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | n0xz | -0.48 | 74 | 67 |





