








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3139 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2455 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2501 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2172 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,137 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limny βΈΈ | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Wardy | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | howl | 69% | 35 |
| #4 | gaz.g | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | lor | 64% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | abom | 54% | 52 |
| #13 | ky1e | 52% | 27 |
| #14 | Dan | 50% | 14 |
| #15 | Caylon | 45% | 31 |
| #16 | c0n | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abom | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | MouldyLunchBox | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | lor | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | πΉππΎ ββππΌπ½ | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | howl | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | 132 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | abom | 124 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | MouldyLunchBox | 108 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | ky1e | 97 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | #Kingy | 94 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 52 | +4.22 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | howl | +2.52 | 76 | 78 |
| #3 | abom | +2.03 | 68 | 75 |
| #4 | πΉππΎ ββππΌπ½ | +1.41 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | MouldyLunchBox | +1.23 | 71 | 68 |





