








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8805 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8183 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4444 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7484 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,395,739 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRED | 53% | 144 |
| #2 | Mannen | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | TAANKEEN | 50% | 220 |
| #4 | Jc | 48% | 225 |
| #5 | Benne | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jc | 22 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | TAANKEEN | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | fRED | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Mannen | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Benne | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jc | +1.97 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | TAANKEEN | +1.11 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | fRED | +0.73 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | FlipP | -0.32 | 50 | 78 |
| #5 | Mannen | -1.42 | 73 | 63 |





