








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1094 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23473 | 42% |
| Smokes | 13985 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10231 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7612 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,032,756 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nannerzz | 58% | 85 |
| #2 | Stock | 57% | 446 |
| #3 | MBektic | 57% | 203 |
| #4 | Rihawn | 54% | 119 |
| #5 | Lemacc | 52% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stock | 527 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #2 | Lemacc | 390 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | MBektic | 284 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Rihawn | 274 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | I Am Going To Commit Tax Fraud | 180 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stock | +4.87 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | MBektic | +2.78 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | Skimix | +2.30 | 89 | 57 |
| #4 | Lemacc | +1.30 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | I Am Going To Commit Tax Fraud | +1.10 | 74 | 38 |





