








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 102 | 18% |
| Smokes | 136 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 144 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 181 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,614 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | happy go lucky | 45% | 11 |
| #2 | henkaton | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | holykyckling | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | saml | 38% | 16 |
| #5 | 8jolle | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | munchicharrónes🍙 | 20% | 5 |
| #8 | VinCe | 0% | 2 |
| #9 | Miche | 0% | 2 |
| #10 | Oz | 0% | 2 |
| #11 | KrypAr3n | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holykyckling | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | OrmSkägg | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saml | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | holykyckling | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | happy go lucky | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | henkaton | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | munchicharrónes🍙 | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holykyckling | +2.77 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | OrmSkägg | +1.68 | 30 | 59 |
| #3 | saml | +1.27 | 91 | 66 |
| #4 | happy go lucky | +0.52 | 71 | 77 |
| #5 | Oz | +0.14 | 50 | 63 |





