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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1008 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 945 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1056 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,883 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | munchicharrónes🍙 | 52% | 98 |
| #4 | holykyckling | 52% | 126 |
| #5 | henkaton | 51% | 126 |
| #6 | happy go lucky | 48% | 58 |
| #7 | Sikloy | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holykyckling | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | namet | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | henkaton | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | munchicharrónes🍙 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | happy go lucky | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holykyckling | 254 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | henkaton | 207 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | munchicharrónes🍙 | 207 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | happy go lucky | 174 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | namet | 143 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holykyckling | +2.56 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | saml | +1.95 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | happy go lucky | -0.33 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | henkaton | -0.97 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | munchicharrónes🍙 | -1.53 | 62 | 74 |





