








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 781 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6169 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4330 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2613 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4580 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,292,001 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuffe! | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Go_HoM3! | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Bulan | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | .KiiiiRCH. | 57% | 67 |
| #5 | nTM | 56% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | TuLLe | 48% | 33 |
| #14 | bleu | 48% | 25 |
| #15 | Larry | 48% | 107 |
| #16 | OrmSkägg | 47% | 164 |
| #17 | Skoggeee | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |DIRAC> | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Miche | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | OrmSkägg | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Larry | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ChaXii | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |DIRAC> | 1466 | 0.31 | 39 min |
| #2 | Miche | 1003 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #3 | ChaXii | 489 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Larry | 328 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | OrmSkägg | 307 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaXii | +4.23 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | bleu | +1.79 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | .KiiiiRCH. | +1.49 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | |DIRAC> | +1.16 | 70 | 75 |
| #5 | nTM | +1.11 | 52 | 64 |





