








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 461 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5323 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3704 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6828 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5117 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,694 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 989 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shrimpfan63501 | 70% | 104 |
| #2 | Rooda | 66% | 82 |
| #3 | SpawN | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | stiLLmatic | 57% | 224 |
| #5 | C0D3M4N | 56% | 348 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SpawN | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | stiLLmatic | 57% | 224 |
| #5 | C0D3M4N | 56% | 348 |
| #6 | ✪ Smovey | 55% | 107 |
| #7 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | 37 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | C0D3M4N | 25 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 8 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | stiLLmatic | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Rooda | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0D3M4N | 854 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | stiLLmatic | 834 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 256 | 0.40 | 7 min |
| #4 | shrimpfan63501 | 252 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ Smovey | 194 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0D3M4N | +2.96 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | shrimpfan63501 | +2.74 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Rooda | +1.45 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | crablicker58 | +1.03 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ Smovey | +0.66 | 77 | 50 |





