








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9143 | 40% |
| Smokes | 6402 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3171 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4032 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,062 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | torjebosen | 56% | 48 |
| #9 | Potato | 56% | 25 |
| #10 | timmyswizzle | 56% | 43 |
| #11 | Peppa | 53% | 101 |
| #12 | macaroniez | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratos | +4.90 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | Night | +3.13 | 91 | 62 |
| #3 | Dogen | +1.45 | 67 | 50 |
| #4 | boid | +0.81 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | sir this is a wendys | +0.66 | 55 | 50 |





