








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2410 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1922 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1448 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,936 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WorldxChaos | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Night | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | Stratos | 58% | 78 |
| #4 | sir this is a wendys | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | windowlicker | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sackil O'Neal | 48% | 33 |
| #8 | boid | 43% | 110 |
| #9 | torjebosen | 42% | 57 |
| #10 | Kelp | 40% | 35 |
| #11 | macaroniez | 40% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boid | 26 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Peppa | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Stratos | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | macaroniez | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | torjebosen | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratos | 580 | 0.36 | 15 min |
| #2 | boid | 517 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #3 | Peppa | 429 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | macaroniez | 196 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | torjebosen | 157 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | windowlicker | +4.76 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Stratos | +2.19 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Dogen | +1.69 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | Night | +1.51 | 89 | 60 |
| #5 | Peppa | +0.25 | 80 | 60 |





