








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2473 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3011 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1128 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1793 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,916 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratos | 73% | 64 |
| #2 | Blitz | 69% | 29 |
| #3 | Peppa | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | Kelp | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | Dogen | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kyrunic | 51% | 67 |
| #10 | macaroniez | 51% | 97 |
| #11 | boid | 44% | 41 |
| #12 | torjebosen | 39% | 23 |
| #13 | zeph | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyrunic | 21 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Peppa | 9 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Sackil O'Neal | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | boid | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Kelp | 6 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratos | 368 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #2 | Kyrunic | 280 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sackil O'Neal | 240 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | macaroniez | 190 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Peppa | 184 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blitz | +5.97 | 79 | 32 |
| #2 | Stratos | +5.69 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | wgroovy | +2.91 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Peppa | +2.78 | 86 | 60 |
| #5 | Kyrunic | +1.08 | 67 | 49 |





