








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6529 | 44% |
| Smokes | 4510 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 796 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 3148 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,018,158 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogen | 564 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | Peppa | 552 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | macaroniez | 381 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Stratos | 377 | 0.37 | 9 min |
| #5 | torjebosen | 356 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | windowlicker | +5.74 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Stratos | +5.17 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Peppa | +2.06 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | t | +1.90 | 83 | 49 |
| #5 | Dogen | +1.76 | 63 | 48 |





