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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 872 | 30% |
| Smokes | 500 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1144 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 346 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,469 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ameterasu | 377 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | zormanaabi | 263 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | HasoCan | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Muh | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Daiya | 84 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muh | +2.59 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Daiya | +0.77 | 54 | 54 |
| #3 | Ameterasu | +0.25 | 40 | 64 |
| #4 | Procrastinator | -0.01 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | zormanaabi | -0.92 | 49 | 64 |





