








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1722 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1183 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1742 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 68 | 1% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,447 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Procrastinator | 37% | 46 |
| #2 | Muh | 36% | 92 |
| #3 | zormanaabi | 35% | 74 |
| #4 | Daiya | 35% | 26 |
| #5 | Cabixo | 35% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daiya | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Muh | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | zormanaabi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Procrastinator | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Cabixo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zormanaabi | 327 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Cabixo | 175 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | HasoCan | 151 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Muh | 134 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Daiya | 100 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muh | +2.07 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | Daiya | +0.45 | 66 | 49 |
| #3 | Ameterasu | -0.44 | 37 | 63 |
| #4 | Procrastinator | -0.68 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | zormanaabi | -1.09 | 48 | 63 |





