








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 569 | 25% |
| Smokes | 645 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 645 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 438 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,127 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Procrastinator | 39% | 41 |
| #2 | zormanaabi | 39% | 77 |
| #3 | Ameterasu | 36% | 92 |
| #4 | HasoCan | 34% | 80 |
| #5 | Cabixo | 33% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ameterasu | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Daiya | 5 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | zormanaabi | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Cabixo | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Procrastinator | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ameterasu | 376 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | zormanaabi | 310 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cabixo | 140 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Daiya | 131 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | HasoCan | 117 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muh | +1.61 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | Daiya | +0.57 | 62 | 48 |
| #3 | Procrastinator | +0.11 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | Ameterasu | -0.66 | 39 | 62 |
| #5 | zormanaabi | -1.42 | 53 | 60 |





