








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3379 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3386 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3918 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2814 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,608 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Yato | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Nearzzy | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | KENNY | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | labricot | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | FLEX-PEEK FrAgIlE | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Yato | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Nearzzy | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | KENNY | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | labricot | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | FLEX-PEEK FrAgIlE | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nearzzy | 7 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | labricot | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | KENNY | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | FLEX-PEEK FrAgIlE | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nearzzy | 108 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | KENNY | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | labricot | 72 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ Yato | 38 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | FLEX-PEEK FrAgIlE | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nearzzy | +5.45 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | LuNa57 | +2.98 | 84 | 79 |
| #3 | KENNY | -0.42 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | FLEX-PEEK FrAgIlE | -0.51 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | labricot | -2.24 | 42 | 42 |





