








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 388 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2038 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3111 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1582 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 508 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,833,445 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1098 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | RouvaG | 45% | 44 |
| #7 | Reboot | 41% | 107 |
| #8 | Dying Dutchman | 39% | 92 |
| #9 | TuukkA | 38% | 48 |
| #10 | buchlunge0rf | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlasHii | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | RouvaG | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Dying Dutchman | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Uncle Ben Rice Prison Man | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Reboot | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reboot | 240 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | RouvaG | 214 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | Uncle Ben Rice Prison Man | 172 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | M1Gs1 | 160 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dying Dutchman | 157 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlasHii | +5.54 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | RouvaG | +3.34 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | Uncle Ben Rice Prison Man | +1.69 | 75 | 45 |
| #4 | Dying Dutchman | +1.13 | 83 | 52 |
| #5 | Jeff | -1.21 | 83 | 26 |





