








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 329 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5470 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4800 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4671 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3935 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,026 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | red bull guzzler | 69% | 61 |
| #2 | muse | 65% | 92 |
| #3 | ninjavitis | 61% | 286 |
| #4 | s1lence | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | makku | 59% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ninjavitis | 17 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | muse | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | F82 | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | makku | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Choco | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ninjavitis | +2.50 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | muse | +1.62 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | s1lence | +1.23 | 90 | 48 |
| #4 | red bull guzzler | +1.06 | 85 | 63 |
| #5 | makku | +0.48 | 88 | 54 |





