








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2613 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3311 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2615 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2618 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,496 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Gecko` | 37% | 30 |
| #9 | MEOW | 35% | 26 |
| #10 | Rich | 30% | 30 |
| #11 | eh`picture,house | 30% | 57 |
| #12 | Anann_ass | 12% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EddyThe3agle | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ✪ iwilltrytozoomu | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | gera | 5 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Džoker | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Робчик | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ iwilltrytozoomu | 202 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | EddyThe3agle | 184 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | MEOW | 161 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #4 | Džoker | 153 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gecko` | 121 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ iwilltrytozoomu | +3.91 | 63 | 59 |
| #2 | MEOW | +2.71 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Nozzza | +2.56 | 53 | 48 |
| #4 | gera | +2.11 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | EddyThe3agle | +0.93 | 65 | 54 |





