








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1276 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 70,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18519 | 26% |
| Smokes | 19315 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 16014 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 17026 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,283,155 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RepercussioN | 61% | 263 |
| #2 | Fraction | 59% | 148 |
| #3 | sky | 58% | 83 |
| #4 | MaXpAiN™ LaG iS Lyf!!! | 57% | 294 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ P R I? | 57% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | » mokkorloff_™ /A/ | 49% | 88 |
| #12 | z0E. | 49% | 189 |
| #13 | A L O Y S I U S | 46% | 81 |
| #14 | WOOKA novaMeister 24756 kills | 45% | 166 |
| #15 | ✪ ATG | 40% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOOKA novaMeister 24756 kills | 50 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Vasooli Bhai | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | z0E. | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | MaXpAiN™ LaG iS Lyf!!! | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Pzy7 | 11 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sheenu | 632 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Pzy7 | 571 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Avarice | 564 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ashura Haouken | 538 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #5 | Fraction | 519 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ P R I? | +3.12 | 62 | 53 |
| #2 | RepercussioN | +2.77 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | sky | +2.71 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | Vasooli Bhai | +1.28 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | Pzy7 | +0.93 | 49 | 62 |





