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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 537 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2994 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4310 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4258 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3907 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,453 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaddoxX | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | RepercussioN | 62% | 60 |
| #3 | sky | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | Lime | 57% | 294 |
| #5 | Vasooli Bhai | 57% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Vasooli Bhai | 57% | 47 |
| #6 | Pzy7 | 56% | 32 |
| #7 | z0E. | 55% | 60 |
| #8 | Avarice | 48% | 94 |
| #9 | Ashura Haouken | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vasooli Bhai | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Lime | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | RepercussioN | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | z0E. | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Avarice | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lime | 913 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | Avarice | 155 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | sky | 145 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ashura Haouken | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | RepercussioN | 113 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RepercussioN | +2.92 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | MaddoxX | +2.38 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Ashura Haouken | +1.22 | 45 | 73 |
| #4 | Pzy7 | +0.87 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | Lime | +0.70 | 43 | 73 |





