








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 350 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2980 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3993 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4239 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4165 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,515,779 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xBroTheRx | 62% | 82 |
| #2 | WhifferCS | 56% | 146 |
| #3 | Icon | 53% | 130 |
| #4 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | 51% | 173 |
| #5 | Sainzz- | 50% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sainzz- | 50% | 187 |
| #6 | santsik22 | 49% | 39 |
| #7 | The one | 49% | 74 |
| #8 | E-Atleet | 45% | 115 |
| #9 | Biggie P Papa Rough Assassin | 39% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | WhifferCS | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Biggie P Papa Rough Assassin | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Icon | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | E-Atleet | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhifferCS | 416 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | 340 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Sainzz- | 275 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Icon | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | E-Atleet | 243 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhifferCS | +1.71 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | Sainzz- | +1.10 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | santsik22 | +0.46 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | Fiveso | +0.24 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | xBroTheRx | +0.10 | 69 | 73 |





