








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2369 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3578 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2878 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,872 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Biggie P Papa Rough Assassin | 53% | 36 |
| #10 | WhifferCS | 51% | 43 |
| #11 | Fiveso | 50% | 187 |
| #12 | E-Atleet | 48% | 31 |
| #13 | Liisu | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icon | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Biggie P Papa Rough Assassin | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | WhifferCS | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | xBroTheRx | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fiveso | 451 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | 176 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | [VAGINAPEEK] K4LV1N | 140 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #4 | WhifferCS | 118 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Icon | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sainzz- | +3.18 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | WhifferCS | +2.17 | 85 | 73 |
| #3 | E-Atleet | +0.15 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | xBroTheRx | +0.11 | 66 | 75 |
| #5 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | +0.11 | 58 | 63 |





