








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3619 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5015 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4667 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3583 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,939,322 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | The one | 48% | 120 |
| #12 | Biggie P Papa Rough Assassin | 48% | 255 |
| #13 | Lowree | 47% | 55 |
| #14 | k4levi | 46% | 39 |
| #15 | E-Atleet | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggie P Papa Rough Assassin | 42 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | HunteR | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | WhifferCS | 15 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Lowree | 12 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | DXJIN GXLDEN HAVXC | 8 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhifferCS | +2.97 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Sainzz- | +2.02 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | RagerRich | +1.70 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | k4levi | +1.52 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Icon | +1.48 | 80 | 59 |





