








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 15 matches | 2,147 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3580 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6119 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4234 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6113 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,993,249 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gunn1s♀❤ | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Lundinho | 61% | 84 |
| #3 | TatoH | 60% | 60 |
| #4 | eXICKED | 59% | 46 |
| #5 | smud.arney | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | .tob | 53% | 34 |
| #7 | NaitZ" | 53% | 38 |
| #8 | nio | 51% | 105 |
| #9 | kamelsvette | 46% | 56 |
| #10 | KBH | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lundinho | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | KBH | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | nio | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | .tob | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | eXICKED | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TatoH | 237 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | nio | 227 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lundinho | 219 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | .tob | 139 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | eXICKED | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nio | +2.63 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | .tob | +2.44 | 79 | 83 |
| #3 | PB&JAY | +1.12 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | Gunn1s♀❤ | +0.89 | 63 | 77 |
| #5 | KBH | +0.49 | 57 | 63 |





