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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5913 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5411 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5203 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3922 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,383,030 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neverm1nD | 60% | 178 |
| #2 | Zeratiks | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Dr Lohras | 55% | 244 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 54% | 117 |
| #5 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 50% | 314 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dr Lohras | 55% | 244 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 54% | 117 |
| #5 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 50% | 314 |
| #6 | TeeCrew | 44% | 155 |
| #7 | ltsme | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Dr Lohras | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Neverm1nD | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Zeratiks | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Lohras | 1359 | 0.27 | 36 min |
| #2 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 703 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 609 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #4 | Neverm1nD | 421 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | TeeCrew | 225 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN-SM TOCARD | +1.96 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | +1.00 | 89 | 56 |
| #3 | Dr Lohras | +0.83 | 88 | 72 |
| #4 | Zeratiks | +0.44 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | -0.04 | 70 | 74 |





