








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5552 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4835 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 4055 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,420 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neverm1nD | 61% | 97 |
| #2 | ltsme | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Zeratiks | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 55% | 244 |
| #5 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zeratiks | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 55% | 244 |
| #5 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 53% | 62 |
| #6 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 51% | 148 |
| #7 | TeeCrew | 42% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Neverm1nD | 12 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | TeeCrew | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 956 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 340 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 313 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Neverm1nD | 212 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | TeeCrew | 136 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN-SM TOCARD | +1.74 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Dr Lohras | +1.16 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | +1.12 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | +0.15 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | Neverm1nD | -0.38 | 59 | 62 |





