








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1591 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1850 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1560 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,322,000 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeratiks | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Dr Lohras | 61% | 97 |
| #3 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 60% | 178 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 56% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 60% | 178 |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 56% | 147 |
| #6 | joshiño #LPEE | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | TeeCrew | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Dr Lohras | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | TeeCrew | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN-SM TOCARD | 745 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | Dr Lohras | 553 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #3 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | 313 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ABDULAH PEEK عبدالله الرشيد | 227 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | TeeCrew | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN-SM TOCARD | +1.99 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Dr Lohras | +1.44 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | ApOcAlYpSe_O | +0.93 | 89 | 54 |
| #4 | Zeratiks | +0.53 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | Neverm1nD | +0.09 | 64 | 60 |





