








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 974 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 537 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2367 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2640 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3057 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2359 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,959,001 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peterino Whatsappino | 47% | 45 |
| #2 | ERCENS | 45% | 40 |
| #3 | Hook | 44% | 206 |
| #4 | kristaps | 44% | 337 |
| #5 | Helo`u | 43% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ERCENS | 45% | 40 |
| #3 | Hook | 44% | 206 |
| #4 | kristaps | 44% | 337 |
| #5 | Helo`u | 43% | 258 |
| #6 | Pistolu Virtuozs | 41% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kristaps | 44 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Helo`u | 26 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Hook | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Pistolu Virtuozs | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Peterino Whatsappino | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kristaps | 520 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | Helo`u | 212 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hook | 96 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | ERCENS | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pistolu Virtuozs | 65 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERCENS | +1.28 | 69 | 49 |
| #2 | outsider | +1.02 | 69 | 43 |
| #3 | Pistolu Virtuozs | -0.63 | 22 | 47 |
| #4 | Helo`u | -1.22 | 27 | 67 |
| #5 | Hook | -1.85 | 27 | 38 |





