








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2114 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1988 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1480 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1491 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,551 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ✪ FnM | 42% | 53 |
| #10 | Stuuz | 41% | 39 |
| #11 | YammiTammi | 36% | 45 |
| #12 | Riba | 25% | 20 |
| #13 | Torkuttaja | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nssi | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | ALX | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✪Steikki | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Juluma | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | YammiTammi | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALX | 700 | 0.33 | 21 min |
| #2 | M00N1S | 263 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Juluma | 244 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | v1nssi | 188 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ FnM | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nssi | +3.71 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | ALX | +2.91 | 60 | 77 |
| #3 | ✪ FnM | +1.42 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Stuuz | +1.01 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | Juluma | +0.94 | 70 | 63 |





