








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9278 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8078 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7394 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5502 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,881 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srdjan_sk | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Psycroptic | 55% | 114 |
| #3 | BaboonHotSauce | 42% | 131 |
| #4 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 42% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srdjan_sk | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Psycroptic | 55% | 114 |
| #3 | BaboonHotSauce | 42% | 131 |
| #4 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 42% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | BaboonHotSauce | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Psycroptic | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | srdjan_sk | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaboonHotSauce | 388 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 376 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Psycroptic | 146 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | srdjan_sk | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srdjan_sk | +1.19 | 46 | 51 |
| #2 | Psycroptic | +1.18 | 65 | 48 |
| #3 | ₴aиd_Flєa | -0.49 | 39 | 64 |
| #4 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | -1.51 | 39 | 57 |
| #5 | BaboonHotSauce | -1.81 | 43 | 44 |





