








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1031 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1564 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2175 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1329 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,145,179 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₴aиd_Flєa | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | BaboonHotSauce | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₴aиd_Flєa | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | BaboonHotSauce | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₴aиd_Flєa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | BaboonHotSauce | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₴aиd_Flєa | 184 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | BaboonHotSauce | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | 63 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srdjan_sk | -0.07 | 41 | 56 |
| #2 | ₴aиd_Flєa | -1.22 | 46 | 66 |
| #3 | BaboonHotSauce | -2.28 | 43 | 33 |
| #4 | {KID} DYNO-MITE™ | -2.77 | 37 | 60 |





