








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 425 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4513 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5393 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4997 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4763 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,521,063 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙏𝙤𝙤𝙉 | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Nehzo | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | 'Sly | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | MouY | 51% | 105 |
| #5 | MrSouli Tmts | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belial | 905 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #2 | timtimmm_ | 227 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | 𝙏𝙤𝙤𝙉 | 198 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | 'Sly | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | MouY | 163 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belial | +2.61 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | 𝙏𝙤𝙤𝙉 | +2.17 | 54 | 75 |
| #3 | 'Sly | +0.79 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | MrSouli Tmts | +0.39 | 75 | 43 |
| #5 | Duddits | +0.03 | 57 | 63 |





