








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 964 matches | ||
| Faceit | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 267 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15643 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12480 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 14510 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 13227 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,603,625 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1970 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ketama | 62% | 71 |
| #2 | ✪ Jizjazz | 54% | 138 |
| #3 | MY LIFE BE LIKE | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | Litt Pudding/немного пудинг | 51% | 380 |
| #5 | REKA | 50% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ketama | +3.71 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Belial | +2.95 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | REKA | +1.95 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | 'Sly | +0.43 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | ✪ Jizjazz | +0.02 | 61 | 73 |





