








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1002 | 25% |
| Smokes | 939 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 987 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1122 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,092 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | jesus8d | 55% | 29 |
| #7 | Ville | 54% | 106 |
| #8 | RUDI | 54% | 54 |
| #9 | jarpez | 53% | 34 |
| #10 | Moti:^) | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | 12 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | m1kkola | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Ville | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Leevixiex | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | RUDI | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ville | 231 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | RUDI | 190 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | m1kkola | 157 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Leevixiex | 146 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Moti:^) | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | +3.27 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | jarpez | +1.90 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | m1kkola | +1.78 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Topsu | +0.70 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | Leevixiex | +0.42 | 75 | 66 |





